Time for some Gordon Lightfoot


Here’s an excellent song for November 10:

Election Day


Tomorrow is election day in the United States. Go vote.

And I’m back!


It turns out that it’s hard to post new content when you forget your password. Whoops.

So you wanted an asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier…


Tonight’s your chance! All you have to do is get somewhere in between the Earth and the moon by tonight! Better hurry, though!

Greeks to vote on austerity measures


It’s like your boss asking you if your team will get together and vote on whether or not they want pay cuts, even though without them the company goes bankrupt. This should end well for everyone.

A win’s a win


Even when it’s ugly. GO BROWNS!



Sorry for the lack of updates, ye of the faithful readership. I have been swamped with work, preparation for my trip to Black Rock City next week, and (of course) the 2011 Indianapolis MotoGP is this weekend. The next week and a half should be one of the most amazing ones of my life, but getting there is tough. Thanks for the patience, I will try to update once more before I head to the Playa.

Time for football (of the American variety)!


I don’t think I’ve ever been as excited for preseason football as I have been this last week.  As most of my friends know, I’m a die-hard Cleveland Browns fan… and it’s been hard to be a fan for this past decade.   There are worse teams to have to suffer with – at least the Browns don’t suffer the chronic mismanagement that the Bengals do; Randy Lerner at least figured out that American Football is not something he knows well and hired Mike Holmgren to take the reins.  Mike Brown has yet to figure that one out.

Anyway, preseason football.  This is going to be a rough year for the Browns.  Not only do we have a new head coach (and a rookie head coach at that), but we’re changing our offensive and defensive schemes as well, all during the year we had a labor lockout.   This is not the kind of timing that will help us out – the lost offseason time was time that the team desperately needed to learn the new playbooks and get in sync with each other.  So while I normally wouldn’t care during most preseason football, this year the preseason is a valuable indicator of the progress that our team is making.

After one preseason game, I have to say that I’m happy with what I’m seeing.  We’ve had a mediocre defense these past couple of years, but the offense has usually been sub-par.  Too many 3 and out series meant that by the time the 4th quarter rolled around, the defense was exhausted and we’d fold like a wet paper bag.  Against Green Bay’s defense (minus two of their better corners), the Browns looked like they had a coherent offensive plan and implemented it well.   McCoy spread the ball evenly amongst the receivers and some of our new guys showed some solid talent that will help them when the roster gets whittled down.  Our problem of not scoring enough points might be starting to go away.

Unfortunately, it’s hard to judge much from a preseason game after the first quarter as to how the team as a whole will do.  Backup QB Seneca Wallace didn’t look as solid as he did last year, and our defense was on-again/off-again in their consistency, especially Sheldon Brown.  We don’t have a deep-threat receiver, which wouldn’t play to McCoy’s strengths much, but would probably be useful to have to open up some of the middle passing lanes and draw open the defense.

I have to say that I’m (relatively) optimistic for the season.  Not only did we hold our own against one of the better teams in the league (albeit in preseason), but we did so without showing giant gaps.  The Steelers secondary was weak against Rex Grossman of the Redskins (good for us since we’re shifting to a West Coast Offense), the Raven’s O-line leaked like a sieve when trying to stop the pass rush (6 sacks on the night, two against their first string O-line) which will give our young D-line some hope and opportunity when we play them twice late in the season, and the Bungles were utterly decimated by Detroit.  No insults to Detroit, who I’ve seen take the past two or three seasons to rebuild their team into an ascending threat, but when you collapse like the Bengals did in a preseason game, it means that there are some big problems and a lot of your players aren’t on the same page.  That bodes well for the opening game, which would be a great morale booster if we can win an opening game at home.  I’ve seen too many seasons collapse after a couple of early losses and seeing the team become dejected, and it’d be nice to open with a win over a divisional opponent.

As it is now, I don’t think that 4-4 by mid-season is unreasonable.  Wins are feasible over Cincinnati, Miami, Tennessee, Seattle, San Francisco, and Oakland, though whether we pull all of them out or not is another question.  I think that wins against Indy and Houston are unlikely, and we’re going to have a rough end to our season with 4 of our last 5 games being against Pittsburgh and Baltimore.   There are worse divisions to be playing against than the NFC West and the AFC South to give us a fairly weak strength of schedule, but I’ll be interested to see how it all comes together in the end.

Bike to the Shop


After an ambitious winter project of tearing my bike down to the frame to change the frame and wheel colors from gold to black, I’ve had a pretty good summer of riding so far.  I had two reasons for undertaking the project: first, the paint on the frame had been damaged by a cheap-o battery that I had bought (and since replaced), and I did not like the damage that was visible and was concerned about what might not be visible.  But more importantly, I wanted to prove to myself that I could undertake a project of this kind of magnitude on my own.

Despite having a very mechanical dad, I never caught the wrench bug until after I moved to Indy.   I can still remember the fear I felt when I first started wrenching on the bike… I was only changing the front sprocket, and I about had a panic attack that I was going to break something on my precious motorcycle.   A year later, there wasn’t a whole lot more that I could have disassembled on my bike (though I didn’t actually get into the engine itself), and found myself extremely successful in my efforts (even if it did take about two months longer than I was hoping for).  I had the shop tune and check over the bike to ensure I didn’t screw anything up, and they gave me the thumbs up.

But barely two months after I finished the project, she’s going back into the shop.  There’s a truth to machines that you know and love, and that is that they’ll usually let you know they’re hurting before they keel.   The trick is that you have to listen and learn, to love your machine enough to put in the effort to know what she tells you on a good day so you know when she’s telling you she’s hurting.

My bike told me she was hurting about two weeks ago.  It started as a slight squeal on the front wheel, and it would only happen at a certain point of wheel rotation.  With the extreme heat, an air-cooled engine can’t dissipate the heat it generates as efficiently, so I was kind of garaging my bike anyway (plus it’s really hot in full riding gear when it’s 90+ degrees with 80%+ humidity).  But on the few times I did take her out, the squeal got worse and worse.

Normally I’d diagnose it myself, but I’ve hit a confluence of lacking the proper time and tools to do it myself.  There are three things it could be: the wheel bearings (which were replaced by the shop), the brake assembly (which I worked on), or the speedo assembly (which went untouched outside of removal and reconnection).  Unfortunately, I don’t have the right tools to get the front wheel off of the ground to properly troubleshoot it, and have been pretty busy outside of that anyway.  So, I’m taking her to the shop.  I might get covered under warranty or I might end up with an expensive repair bill, and only time will tell.

What I can say for sure right now, though, is that my bike was telling me that she was hurting, and thanks to the time and effort I’ve put into working on her, I was able to hear what she was saying.


Quarterback Ratings


So after years of seeing that the Passer Rating system that was being used to rank quarterbacks was crap, ESPN finally went out and did something about it and made a new system.  The new system is cool because it takes into account a lot of non-passing activities and statistically breaks out different values for different passes (for example, when Brady Quinn was the QB for the Browns and would throw a 3 yard dump pass to a covered receiver on 3rd and 12, it’s worth less than a 3 yard pass on 3rd and 2).  Scrambles, sacks, fumbles, and poor passes all get rated and ranked as well, while the old system essentially called any game where you completed 77.5% of all passes while averaging 12.5 yards per attempt and scoring a touchdown on at least 11.875% of the passing attempts while not being intercepted a perfect game.

The new system is a scale of 1 to 100, which makes a lot more sense to me than the old passer rating system scale of 0 to 158.3, and is almost insanely complex.  One section of the algorithm is described as being over 10,000 lines long.  The new Total Quarterback Rating (QBR for short) will debut this season.  I’d be interested to see how they rate passes in terms of whether a quarterback hits the receiver in the numbers and the receiver drops it versus just a crappy throw by the QB.

I bring this up because we were talking about Kyle Orton over the weekend (I can’t remember whether it was over golf or during dinner at Bazbeaux’s), and a friend was saying that Orton gets a bum rap from everybody while I said that he’s good with talent around him when the plan is going well but doesn’t have what it takes to succeed when everything else isn’t there.  If you check out the bottom of the article, you’ll see that Kyle Orton made it onto the list as an average QB, which I think hits a fair middle ground between what Aaron was saying and what I have been saying.

You’ll also see that Colt McCoy is on the list under Average for having played 8 games in his rookie season.  I consider that to be promising if they can actually get anything resembling talent around him.  While Peyton Manning is listed as a top tier quarterback, part of what has given him the ability to succeed is to have above average weapons to utilize in terms of who he is throwing to.  If your receivers can’t get open, it doesn’t matter how great of a quarterback you are.  Manning has had average to above average weapons (not always great, but definitely talented) on his offense, and combined with his skills has allowed him to reach the top tier.  I think it’d be fascinating to see a statistical mashup of Manning’s success paired up with the receiving corps of various receivers.